- School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
- Student: why?
- School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
- John: good evening, you alright?
- Martin: what the fuck
- Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
- Sherlock: liar
- Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
- Tyler: smh shut up u love him
- Stiles: aaayyyyyy
- Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
- Dean: I secretly love castiel
- Jensen: I openly love misha
- Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
- Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
- Captain Jack: I like dick
- John: I like dick
- Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
- Doctor: saNDWICHES
- Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
- Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
- Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man
I wonder who’s easiest to summon: tumblr user Pizza, John Green, or Denny’s?
And now we wait
I feel as though one of them may kill us.
Also Nasa, they might chime in considering how active they’ve been
We’re literally having an online stake-out.
The Staff might get a sassy comment in there
i like how no one came