i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge
i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”
no i dont want to be remembered for this
"You have your angel blade?"
"On my belt under my sweater where Uncle Sam told me to put it"
"Remember your angel shield, protect yourself"
"I will, I remember what you taught me"
"Call your Dad if you need us"
“And be a good girl for Kevin, alright? Protect him too if you can, but listen to him”
“First rule, listen to instruction”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole”
"Love you, Mary"
"Love you, Papa"